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Thursday, May 27, 2010

We Apologize for the Delay...

Remember this?



Looking for me?  I'm the pasty one who is sticking her butt out way too far... excellent.

For the last year and a half or so, I had been thinking they forgot about me.  Well, in all honesty, they (whoever they are) did forget me, because I'm still just the awkward pasty one.  

No, really what I meant is that the residual department forgot about me.  It can't really take more than a year to figure out my .0000001%, can it?  (I really have no idea how they figure out what I get paid.)  By the time we had lived in Texas for a few months, I figured a check might not be coming at all...


So you can imagine my ridiculous excitement when I saw this in my mailbox:



Woot!


It reads, "A recent review of our records indicates that we are holding Residual Payments due to you."  Yes!  But the best part is yet to come, "Due to the amount we are holding for you, we require additional documentation in order to authenticate your identity... blah blah blah."  


Due to what amount?! What amount?!  In reading this, I couldn't help but think of this clip from Brian Regan:



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Maybe the reason it took so long is because I just neglected to tell them I moved across the country...

Or maybe... just maybe...it took so long because my piles of money kept toppling over.... 

3 comments:

Matt and Betsy said...

i'm going with piles of money...yup that has to be it! :]

beth said...

Stamp out poverty. Give me $10!

Kelsey Kamauu said...

ha ha ha ha - love it kels - hope that pile of money was worth the wait :)- not sure there is any pile that wouldn't be though...how exciting! p.s. too bad I didn't do that little shin dig with you cuz then I'm pretty sure you couldn't claim the pasty white description all to yourself...lol What a great experience!

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