Step One: Leave Texas. The best way to do this is by airplane, not by car.
Step Two: Go on a hike. We hiked Mount Falcon Park just outside Denver, Colorado. Um... beautiful!
Step Three: Find a lovely meadow surrounded by forested mountains. For an accurate example, see Disney's Bambi :)
Step Four: Spot a deer! (If this isn't your forte, take someone with you who has eagle eyes. That's what I do) Can you see her in these pictures yet? Look close... where's waldo...?
Step Five: Sneak. Okay, I'm not that good at actual sneaking directions.
Step Six: Over the meadow and through the woods...
Step Seven: Find a big rock to hide behind... or a tree... or a hunting blind (if you have a gun and you're hungry...)
Step Eight: Zoom!! And don't move too much, especially if you have big bold stripes on that don't match the landscape... Deer can't see colors very well, but they can see shapes. I didn't exactly dress in camouflage.
Step Nine: Say "Awww" as you snap some pictures. And then watch the deer prance away.
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