However, the world has righted itself now that I have discovered and adopted the official FLDS hairstyle. The single, long, French braid.
Unfortunately I don't have Sally Jeffs here to do it for me but I am quickly learning. This cutting edge hairstyle offers some nice natural air conditioning on my neck and back while still maintaining a stylish modesty. And as a plus, it spreads out the weight of my hair while still keeping my hair out of my face. Quadruple win! I haven't taken Imitrex, let alone Tylenol for the last 3 days. Life is gloriously stylish and pain-free :)
Endnote: The owner of this humble publication does not practice nor endorse polygamy. She also does not truly believe this up-do is stylish. However, give the poor sucker a week and she may be fully convinced. On the braids... not the polygamy.