Baby Will has his own theme song. (With Grant and me as his parents, really... are you surprised?) While we love to make up silly songs, we're rarely patient enough to write much more than one line. So I guess you could say we love to write jingles instead of songs.
Will song, err, jingle, simply goes, "You're the cutest baby in the world!"
Sometimes "cutest" gets replaced with "smartest," "best," "chunkiest," "sleepiest," and occasionally "stinkiest..."
But we always come back to "cutest." Because who can resist a blue-eyed, fair-skinned baldie? (With fat rolls on his wrists?!)
Not I, sir. Not I.