Last night I dreamed I was dating
both Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte.
I really wanted to be with Phelps, but Lochte was Will's biological father and neither of them knew yet.
Amazingly, they were both very understanding.
Phelps agreed to raise Will as his own and Lochte gave me two million dollars in child support.
Now what was it about Olympics and dreams coming true...?